What do you call a bee that lives in America?
- A USB. 🐝 🤭
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Krátké myšlenky, citáty, jazykové vtípky – pro radost a povzbuzení na cestě s angličtinou. Někdy stačí jen jedna věta, která Vám zlepší den, a třeba Vám i zůstane v hlavě jako nová slovní zásoba. 😊
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
- Thunderwear. 🌩️
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." 🌼 🙂
How does the ocean say hi?
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How does the ocean say hi?
- It waves! 🌊 👋
"Be yourself, ..."
12.05.2025
"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken." ❤️ 😊
A British man is visiting Australia
09.04.2025
A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies, "I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia anymore." 🚓 🧐
"It is no bad thing..."
02.04.2025
"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life." 🙏 😊
What do kids play when their mom is using the phone?
- Bored games. 📵 🎲
“If you tell the truth...”
19.03.2025
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." ⭐ 😊
What do frogs eat in Paris?
12.03.2025
What do frogs eat in Paris?
- French flies. 🪰 🤭